tecnotard 

People that have no idea how to use modern technology. They will bug you until you want to put a bullet in your brain.

Man 1: How do I move this file to my flash drive?
Man 2: You left click the file, hold down the click and move it to the flash drive, you Tecnotard.

tecnotard by Volk551 September 2, 2011

Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Technotariat 

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.

In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.

Technotariat by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

techtard

A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard = Techtard

1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.

2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.

See techtarded

Argh! I can't stand it! Someone else take this call... 2 hours and this techtard still can't figure out how to open his web browser!

techtard by Reepr October 19, 2005

techtarded 

Relating to a person or situation that is technologically impaired.

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?

techtarded by Jenn March 31, 2005

technotarded 

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005

technotarian

Technological Libertarian i.e. someone who believes that technological innovation and the Internet are best governed by free market principles. This use of the term is believed to be coined by the LAUNCH Conference blog team in a post on BitCoins (L019: Bitcoin P2P Currency: The Most Dangerous Project We've Ever Seen, Posted Sunday, May 15, 2011)

From the LAUNCH blog:
We made this term up to describe the “good people” of the internet who believe in the fundamental rights of individuals to be free, have free speech, fight hypocrisy and stand behind logic, technology and science over religion, political structure and tradition. These are the people who build and support things like Wikileaks, Anonymous, Linux and Wikipedia. They think that people can, and should, govern themselves. They are against external forms of control such as DRM, laws that are bought and sold by lobbyists, and religions like Scientology. They include splinter groups that enforce these ideals in the form of hacktivism, such as the takedown of the Sony Playstation Network after Sony tried to prosecute a hacker for unlocking its console.

You'd think that Bob would be in favor of Net Neutrality to help keep ISPs from creating different classes of Internet users, but he's a Technotarian so he doesn't believe that the government has a right to regulate ISPs in the first place.

technotarian by NewAlgebra June 10, 2011