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technotary 

A technosexual who is asked to do menial tasks like format a document that any technoweenie can do by RTFM. a combination of Technologist and Secretary
Although I can perform that task for you, it does not take any technology knowledge -- I am not your technotary
technotary by Tim Young March 16, 2005
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Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!
Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Technotariat 

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.
In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.
Technotariat by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

TECHNOTRONICS 

IT IS A SIMPLE WORD THAT COMBINES ALL ELECTRICAL INSTRUMENTS THAT PRODUCE SOUND IN THE FORM OF MUSIC
TECHNOTRONICS ARE ANY RADIO, MP3 PLAYER, & IPOD
TECHNOTRONICS by MOMMY3 July 17, 2009

technotarded 

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.
Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!
technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005

technoharassment 

a. Companies who insert additional products into downloads that force the user to use additional products whether unknowingly or against their will.

b. Spyware or addaware like programs that are bundled into software and are downloaded into a users computer with or without their knowledge and against the users will.
Dude, plaxo installed itself onto my computer when I downloaded aim, its totally technoharassment.

The yahoo toolbar in my web browser is annoying it forced me to download it when I only wanted to download yahoo messenger.
technoharassment by J. T. Moore January 24, 2008

tecnotard 

People that have no idea how to use modern technology. They will bug you until you want to put a bullet in your brain.
Man 1: How do I move this file to my flash drive?
Man 2: You left click the file, hold down the click and move it to the flash drive, you Tecnotard.
tecnotard by Volk551 September 2, 2011
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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