A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!
by Phuqit October 9, 2006
A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.
This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!
by Zippy_FL March 23, 2011
An individual who is inept (retarded) with anything having to do with technology and computers.
You technotard! All you do is turn the GPS on and put in the address.
by SammyPie January 14, 2011
A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.
I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.
by dodogas February 6, 2011
A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.
My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.
by jettyrock March 26, 2009
Technotard is a derogatory term used by technology experts to describe people with little or no technical ability. Additionally, technotards do not generally have the desire or willingness to learn about technology. Instead, they rely upon technology experts or geeks to do everything for them. Technotards often have the mistaken belief that technical problems can be solved with little or no effort, and be fixed in less than five minutes.

One that has no ability to do more than check e-mail.

Tom is such a TECHNOTARD!!

He created a document, saved in on a floppy, gave the floppy away and now cannot understand why he can't get the file because it shows up in his 'Recent Documents' list!
by Coop Member September 28, 2006
Someone who is not technologically inclined or able to use basic office machines.
Carol can't figure out how to use her scanner. She's a technotard.
by Alice Crowley March 30, 2009