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A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!
by Phuqit October 09, 2006
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.
He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!
by Daisy HatesYou June 25, 2006
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A person who is technically challenged.
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter
"How do u send a file?- im such a techno-tard!"
by Holly July 29, 2003
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Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.
Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.

Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!
by a/l April 20, 2008
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A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.
This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!
by Zippy_FL March 23, 2011
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a person with inadequate technological skills, not proficient with computers and/or other technology
Bob: I crashed my damn computer again!
Steve: Jeeze, you're such a techno-tard dude.
Bob: I know I think I repel computers!
by rougeposter February 11, 2011
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