A device that many people think is only for music and as a cult symbol, But that is SO not the case! My yellow 4th gen ipod holds my recipies (cuz im a guy who loves to cook Italian) ,my notes for if I want to cheat in school or remember, my music, my podcasts, my videos, and my photos (or porn if your lonely and don't want a PSP), fun little games like solitair or minesweeper, and tells me the time if i seriously need to look at a damn clock cause my ghetto school cant fix a clock.
Plus the ipod is useful (and also intended for) to hold things OTHER then music but teens are to stupid to put there powerpoint or a movie in there and only put emo songs. The Ipod is a good device for 200-400 if you want to use it as a trully mini comp for notes, music, movies, videos, and podcasts and put small hacks and that loud sound that only a few people can hear for pranks!
Plus the ipod is useful (and also intended for) to hold things OTHER then music but teens are to stupid to put there powerpoint or a movie in there and only put emo songs. The Ipod is a good device for 200-400 if you want to use it as a trully mini comp for notes, music, movies, videos, and podcasts and put small hacks and that loud sound that only a few people can hear for pranks!
I used my ipod to cheat on the test and listen to Nas, when I finished I played the blaring dog wistle and made everyone leave the class crying! I love you ipod lets go make some Cannolies!
by Zed Spinelli September 04, 2009
1.Probably the status symbol of today's teen. If you don't have one, you are not cool. If you have one, you are cool. Personally, I think there are many better mp3 players of there, like, I dunno, the Creative Zen! Like many other people said, it will hold more songs than anyone will hear in their life. I think the new introduction of videos was, quite possibly, the dumbest thing ever invented. Why the hell would you watch full length movies on tiny little screens, when you can hook up, say, a Creative Zen, to the T.V. and watch your movies. No, Creative isn't paying me to say that, I just own one, and they are about 4,397 times better than an Ipod.
2. What everyone will call your mp3 player no matter what type it is.
2. What everyone will call your mp3 player no matter what type it is.
1. <unpopular dude> WOAH DUDES!!!! I GOTS ME A NEW VIDEO IPOD!! AND GUESS WHAT!!! IT PLAYS VIDEOS!!! IT ONLY COSTEDEDED 5,000,000 U.S. DOLLARS!!! LOLROFl.
<popular dudes> WOAH MAN NOW YOU IS POPULAR COME AND SMOKE ROLLED UP PEICES OF PAPER WITH US BEHIND THE SCHOOL LOL CUZ OUR MOMMIES SAID WE COUDN'T HAVE CIGARETTES!! AND MY DAD SAID I COUDN'T STEAL HIS WHEN I ASKED IF I COULD!!!
<Smart dude> Idiots.
2.<formerly unpopular dude> HEY MANS IS THAT A IPOD!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!1111uno!!!11117
<Aformentioned smart dude> Um, no. It's called <insert and music player here>, and it's <ridiculous number> times better than your status symbo...sorry, Ipod.
<popular dudes> WOAH MAN NOW YOU IS POPULAR COME AND SMOKE ROLLED UP PEICES OF PAPER WITH US BEHIND THE SCHOOL LOL CUZ OUR MOMMIES SAID WE COUDN'T HAVE CIGARETTES!! AND MY DAD SAID I COUDN'T STEAL HIS WHEN I ASKED IF I COULD!!!
<Smart dude> Idiots.
2.<formerly unpopular dude> HEY MANS IS THAT A IPOD!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!1111uno!!!11117
<Aformentioned smart dude> Um, no. It's called <insert and music player here>, and it's <ridiculous number> times better than your status symbo...sorry, Ipod.
by Sw0rdPh1sh October 18, 2006
Ipod= Idiodic People on drugs.
I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
by Soulstrike January 07, 2006
Ipod is either 2 things
It's either apple's shitty ass attempt at cashing in on the music industry with an iPhone that's not as good
Or a robot masquerading as a human thats also a shitty ass youtuber hiding under the name ipodgaming565 and he never shows his face cause he's a robot, and he also raped gaster
It's either apple's shitty ass attempt at cashing in on the music industry with an iPhone that's not as good
Or a robot masquerading as a human thats also a shitty ass youtuber hiding under the name ipodgaming565 and he never shows his face cause he's a robot, and he also raped gaster
by Ipodgaming565 December 08, 2021
Ipod:
Positives -
You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
Positives -
You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
by your best idiot April 11, 2010
A mp3 player that can hold 1GB to 60GB (depending on what you get). It is also something that people complain alot about because of it's short battery life. I think that people should stop complaining about it and dont buy one...cuz if you think it's so bad...why do you buy it?...fucktards
Bob:Hey i bought an Ipod, haha you can't afford it
Dan:i heard they really suck
Bob:it's a matter of opinion, if you too cheap to replace parts, then don't buy it
Dan: fine, i'll go buy a creative mp3 player...everyone has been talking about those
Bob: whatever....faggot
Dan:i heard they really suck
Bob:it's a matter of opinion, if you too cheap to replace parts, then don't buy it
Dan: fine, i'll go buy a creative mp3 player...everyone has been talking about those
Bob: whatever....faggot
by Tucan Sam December 07, 2006
Something that is overpriced and over-rated. It can hold more songs than anyone can EVER listen to. You have an option to BUY all of your MP3s the LEGAL way off the Itunes store or you can download them all for free off of Limewire ... to get album covers you can easily go on Google Images. You can only charge your battery a couple of times ... then you have to spend 935709754 dollars to get a new one. :/ Another option all-together is to get a kind-of-cheap MP3/MP4 player from Wal-Mart that may not look as nice, but does pretty much the same thing as an Ipod ... also takes batteries. What does it matter what your MP3/MP4 player looks like, as long as you can listen to music, who the fuck CARES?
Dude: OMG, I just bought a 500GB Ipod!!!!
Other Dude: And, why would you do that?
Dude: So I can listen to my three hundred songs!
Other Dude: Why didn't you get a cheaper version, then? You don't really need all of those GBs.
Dude: So I can be hella cool ... and spend hundreds of dollars on the over four hundred GBs I do not need in my whole life time.
Other Dude: You're a loser ..
Other Dude: And, why would you do that?
Dude: So I can listen to my three hundred songs!
Other Dude: Why didn't you get a cheaper version, then? You don't really need all of those GBs.
Dude: So I can be hella cool ... and spend hundreds of dollars on the over four hundred GBs I do not need in my whole life time.
Other Dude: You're a loser ..
by Madison pwns your mom ;D July 12, 2008