technitard 

noun - A non-(politically correct) term used to describe a person who may or may not be book-smart, but when he/she is put into any technical-type situation... he/she is totally lost. A technical retard. One who is completely overwhelmed, can not figure out (or is afraid to try), anything of a technical nature without guidance and/or an easy-to-read instruction manual. Completely lacking the self-confidence to: repair, replace, configure, make-right, assemble, dismantle, remove, install, build, or explain anything technical.

A technitard is the person who consistently has the flashing 12:00 on any device with a digital clock. Example: You walk into their home and your eyes are immediately drawn to the old VCR... it's blue digits blinking 12 clock on the display!

technitard by Super_Rob February 20, 2009

Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Technotariat 

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.

In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.

Technotariat by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

techtard

A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard = Techtard

1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.

2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.

See techtarded

Argh! I can't stand it! Someone else take this call... 2 hours and this techtard still can't figure out how to open his web browser!

techtard by Reepr October 19, 2005

techtarded 

Relating to a person or situation that is technologically impaired.

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?

techtarded by Jenn March 31, 2005

Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

technotarded 

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005