97 definitions by Jenn

bases

The stages of hooking up with someone.

1st: French Kissing
2nd: Getting Felt Up,Hand Jobs, etc.
3rd: Oral Sex, Fingering, etc.
Home: Sex

"Like OMG, Casey tried to get to third base with me, but i decided to let him go all the way home!"

by Jenn April 26, 2005

craazy

Super crazy, which deserves yet another 'a'.

"Slick Shoes? Are you CRAAZY?!"

by Jenn March 9, 2003

Parson Brown

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??

...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...

by Jenn December 6, 2004

chicken littles

another name for goose bumps

I had to shit so bad, I got chicken littles

by Jenn October 3, 2004

teen angst

what they said..but i beg to differ in that how am i stupid in wanting my independence and freedom? i am a person ya know!

"MY opinion is RIGHT and i WILL prove you WRONG no matter what it takes b/c i have the proof!"

~i still dont see how that's wrong tho.~

by Jenn March 17, 2005

cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

by Jenn March 15, 2004

Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

by Jenn August 16, 2004