tardillion

A number so friggin' huge that it's beyond stupid - it's retarded.

Congress just passed another spending bill giving 695 tardillion dollars to the lobbies that paid for their election campaigns.

tardillion by The Evil Steve March 14, 2009

1 in 7.5 Trillion. 

The chances of Dream's """"Luck"""" in his Latest Minecraft Speedrum

Guy 1 : Bro you won the Lottery thats like the chances of Dreams Luck

Guy 2 : Yeah, 1 in 7.5 Trillion.

1 in 7.5 Trillion. by Yoyle December 20, 2020

torbillion 

Can be used to replace any verb, adjective or noun in a sentance. Or simply used by itself to express a feeling.

I will torbillion the shit out of that.
Have a torbillion day!

torbillion by SexyBJD January 16, 2020

Thrillionaire 

Someone who has millions of dollars, but, due to boredom and a need for thrills, must do daredevil-type stunts.

"I think the chances are that he's no longer with us," Thrillionaire #1 Richard Branson said of his friend, Thrillionaire #2 Steve Fossett. "I think everybody involved has pretty well given up hope, sadly."

Thrillionaire by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels November 26, 2007

2.3 trillion dollars 

A government agency misplacing a large sum of money and then the next day the getting attacked.

On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.

2.3 trillion dollars by S/he’s just a friend December 31, 2022

gum-dog trillionaire 

Related to, but not the same as gum-dog millionaire, or gum-dog billionaire.

Gum-dog trillionaire is some next shit.

Neither noun, n'or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the Oakville sub-urbs. More specifically, it refers to a sexual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more prone to being quite old in age.

To 'Go Gum-Dog Trillionaire', in essence, means to removes one's fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male's apendage. Slob, bob, n' gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards - you name it - can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.

Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what happened to me last night.

Guy 2: Whoh hoppun?

Guy 1: I met the hottest chick at the bar, and I took her home for some techno and butt sex, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a glass of water in her hand.. and then she did it...I couldn't believe it.

Guy 2: Whawh?

Guy 1: She pulled her teeth out and put them in the fuckin jar!! I went limp immediately..

Guy 2: Oh mahn dah suhhk

Guy 1: Yeah but then she gave me the best blow job ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..

Guy 2: ??

gum-dog trillionaire by db hurt n' squirt strikes agai December 21, 2010

Thrillionaire 

Someone who lives life for the thrills. Is always out doing something, catching up with people, doing something new, generally having a good time.

Did you see Davo's latest insta post. The thing's he gets up to, what a thrillionaire

Thrillionaire by OrganicGodSlayer February 1, 2022