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trillions 

Used in as a metaphor for "a lot".
Man, there's trillions of stupid people in the world.
trillions by Vaun December 16, 2003
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Trillions and Trillions 

1-possible title for Carl Sagan's next book, had he lived longer.
2-the hyperinfintesmel amount of taxpayers' money spent bailing out banks in 2008 and '09.
3-a very large number
4- "# served" marquis-line on a random McDonald's inter-phase highway location in the year 2412...
Me: How many bytes in the universe Carl???
Carl Sagan MMCIVX: Trillions and trillions would barely begin the count Floyd... Let's grab a burger at the fly-thru...

1 in 7.5 Trillion. 

The chances of Dream's """"Luck"""" in his Latest Minecraft Speedrum
Guy 1 : Bro you won the Lottery thats like the chances of Dreams Luck

Guy 2 : Yeah, 1 in 7.5 Trillion.
1 in 7.5 Trillion. by Yoyle December 20, 2020

Thrillionaire 

Someone who has millions of dollars, but, due to boredom and a need for thrills, must do daredevil-type stunts.
"I think the chances are that he's no longer with us," Thrillionaire #1 Richard Branson said of his friend, Thrillionaire #2 Steve Fossett. "I think everybody involved has pretty well given up hope, sadly."

2.3 trillion dollars 

A government agency misplacing a large sum of money and then the next day the getting attacked.
On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.

Trolliosis 

Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.
Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!

Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?
Trolliosis by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011

gum-dog trillionaire 

Related to, but not the same as gum-dog millionaire, or gum-dog billionaire.

Gum-dog trillionaire is some next shit.

Neither noun, n'or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the Oakville sub-urbs. More specifically, it refers to a sexual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more prone to being quite old in age.

To 'Go Gum-Dog Trillionaire', in essence, means to removes one's fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male's apendage. Slob, bob, n' gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards - you name it - can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.
Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what happened to me last night.

Guy 2: Whoh hoppun?

Guy 1: I met the hottest chick at the bar, and I took her home for some techno and butt sex, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a glass of water in her hand.. and then she did it...I couldn't believe it.

Guy 2: Whawh?

Guy 1: She pulled her teeth out and put them in the fuckin jar!! I went limp immediately..

Guy 2: Oh mahn dah suhhk

Guy 1: Yeah but then she gave me the best blow job ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..

Guy 2: ??
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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