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Definitions by OrganicGodSlayer

Sometimes being a wanker is more than just a momentrary thing; it's a lifestyle, it's an art, even a science.

For example... Your soap telling you to be true to yourself. Wankology. Doing a trendy thing cause it's trendy not cause you're interested in it. Wankology. Telling people about something you do because it makes you better than them. Wankology. There's plenty of examples, you get the gist
"He's just bought his oat milk $9 coffee that took 15 minutes to make instead of just getting a normal coffee like everyone else, he doesn't even like coffee."

"He's really mastering the art of wankology"
Wankology by OrganicGodSlayer April 12, 2026

Life Baiting 

When you're scrolling reels and people keep posting about their amazing europe trip, or their 6am yoga sessions, or their perfect family etc
Instagram just won't stop life baiting me rn, I just want to sit inside and eat cheetos
Life Baiting by OrganicGodSlayer September 7, 2025

Mental Sugar

Just the way eating too much sugary foods is bad for you, watching too much junk is also bad for you. Reels or sitting in front of the tv all morning, are examples of mental sugar. They're nice treats but you can't have too much of them or your brain goes fat and lazy
The kid's addicted to reels, it's all that mental sugar
Mental Sugar by OrganicGodSlayer September 7, 2025
A word for when things aren't nessicarily bad (dystopia) or good (utopia), but just out of the ordinary (mystopia).
Nothing quite felt like how it's meant to, it was a mystopia, almost like I was dreaming.
Mystopia by OrganicGodSlayer September 7, 2025

Sociojective 

Like subjective or objective are for mentally influenced or factually influenced, sociojective is things influenced by by social factors.

This can include trends, societal views, social pressure etc.
Whilst objectively it's clear migration was not the issue, sociojective(ly) the public pushed back against it.
A combination of latin Deus (godly) and fidem (faith/devotion) to represent a romantic or parental devotion/dedication to someone
An intense deudem filled me as I looked into my new born's eyes

My fear at how precious this love is was replaced with an invanquishable deudem
Deudem by OrganicGodSlayer July 3, 2023

Cunt Muppet 

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid
Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet
Cunt Muppet by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023