tarddar

The ability of a certain person to determine when others around him are acting in a retarded or ridiculous fashion and when said behavior cannot be attributed to chemical intoxication.

Dude, that david over there is seriously setting off my tarddar.

by ricardo juan felipe August 10, 2006

Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,

That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!

by Lord evil May 15, 2013

tardcar

A car that’s so loud that it’s stupid.

Our neighbors, whom we refer to as the noisetards, of course have a complete and total tardcar.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2020

tardware

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

by Gojuice November 30, 2006

tardvark

a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

tardbar

Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.

Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.

by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004

Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

by Robertao October 19, 2006