Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,

That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!

Tardyard by Lord evil May 15, 2013

tard yard 

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

tard yard by valvespout August 29, 2005

tardhard 

Stupidity to the max. Working really hard at being stupid. Stupidity beyond mere mortals, a tard god.

Obama's message to Jesse Jackson is to tard and tardhard.

tardhard by Norman the retard October 7, 2008

Tardtard 

One whose mental deficiency manifests itself as a compulsion to create compound neologisms of the form:

(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")

In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.

Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."

Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.

The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.

-Ok, get off the 'puter, I gotsta type my paper already. ...And what have you been DOING on there all this time, wanking to WoW replays?

- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...

-Double-u slash e, tardtard.

-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!

Tardtard by tardtardtard January 12, 2008

Tardtard 

A person who is obsessed with looking up words in the dictionary that are related to the adjective retard.

You looked up botard and fotard in the UrbanDictionary.com? You are such a tardtard

Tardtard by webmagnets April 4, 2009

tardhard 

when a retard has a hard-on

look a that tardhard

tardhard by twstaflx June 2, 2007

TardTard Power

When someone walks around walmart acting like a mentaliy retarded person calling a family member. and when that family member acts like she/her doesn't know the "metally ill" and runs away.

tardtard power= evonne.. andriana.. andrew and danny at aquatica. .. ayy. i got a pain in my chess and i cant breaf. <333

TardTard Power by Feetguy November 24, 2009