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tardbar

Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.
Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.
by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004
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tardbar

That tardbar just cut me off!
by billy2657432 January 9, 2008
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Tardbar

A special Ed kid that runs the snack bar at your school near the cafeteria

You can also call a tard bar A tard barian
"OH SHIT ITS A TARD BAR"

"WHAT A TARDIAN"

A tardbar is a dumbass

"DAMN ARIZONA DRINKS SLAP"
by Johnmebobson November 22, 2021
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tardbabble

Undecipherable drivel that spews in spoken words or in text from a Retard attempting to sound clever by using one or a few BIG words, though the use of 'BIG words' is not necessary to qualify as tardbabble.

Can sometimes be mistaken for ramblings of a very intoxicated dim wit, and is the one language not spoken by even the most experienced Retard whisperer.
Danny: Hey Higz, my spelling sucks but I'm have intelligents, and I'm very patience and I know a lot about cybergenics and human evolution, I'm, a real, smarty, and I am ranked more dark side than Darth Vader

Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

VonDutch: Danny that made absolutely no sense at all

Higz: More undecipherable tardbabble Kris, I won't try to reason with the mental midget, it will only bring about even more undecipherable babble, and I'm running out of Advil
by Higzy Teflon July 6, 2009
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Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!
by Lord evil May 15, 2013
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tardcar

A car that’s so loud that it’s stupid.
Our neighbors, whom we refer to as the noisetards, of course have a complete and total tardcar.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2020
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tardware

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.
"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."
by Gojuice November 30, 2006
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