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tardcar by Jordan Reiss October 20, 2006
Tardcapade
Short for Retarded Escapade . . .
Intention to complete an (a)action(s) FAIL due to someone else's inability to comply / comprehend.
Intention to complete an (a)action(s) FAIL due to someone else's inability to comply / comprehend.
I asked him for the AMEX card, he said he didn't have it, I Tardcapaded for 10 minutes looking for it, all over the house and out in the truck, everywhere. I asked him to help me find it, he stood up and took it out of his pocket, saying " oh I had it , sorry!" Damn Tardcapade
I Tardcapaded around the house like forever looking for the keys, only to eventually find them still in the keyhole, freaking Tardcapade.
They went on a 20 minute Tardcapade trying to look for something HE misplaced...
Going to the store to get two or more of something and they only have 1, or nothig is a Tardcapade.
I Tardcapaded around the house like forever looking for the keys, only to eventually find them still in the keyhole, freaking Tardcapade.
They went on a 20 minute Tardcapade trying to look for something HE misplaced...
Going to the store to get two or more of something and they only have 1, or nothig is a Tardcapade.
Tardcapade by |EStarr| December 14, 2009
Tardyard
A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.
Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.
Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
tardware
tardvark
Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
tardvark by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
tardbar
Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.
Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.
tardbar by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004
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