Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

by Robertao October 19, 2006

Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

by Robertao October 20, 2006

tardmart

where one buys retarded things or someone who would work at such a place. (i.e. a tard)

"brandy works at tardmart" or "hey dave, where'd you get that sweater? tardmart?"

by david brandy December 4, 2003

Tardmart

Anything that Josh Warner buys.
taxation without penetration is cool

Josh, can I get your frequent buyers card from Tardmart?

by Bobby December 12, 2003

Tardfarter

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.

" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!

by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014

Tardmaster

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006