tardvark

a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

Tardvark

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose

Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.

by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

Tardvark

1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.

What a Tardvark!!!

by HolyBeJesus August 25, 2009

Tardvark

A word that would be best describes as a name calling and maybe used as a curse word.

Jock: Hey tardvark give me your lunch money!

Kid getting bullied: Ok.... 💵 :(

by Honao May 5, 2020

tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

Taardvark

A retarded aardvark.

Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Tardvarko

Incredibly awesome, amazing, cool, the best of the best.

Dude, you missed so much! It was tardvarko!!!

by thepeanutbutterguru October 27, 2010