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a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life
Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 12, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.
You spilled my drink you tard-vark!
by Kyle Magnan April 06, 2005
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1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.
What a Tardvark!!!
by HolyBeJesus August 22, 2009
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A word that would be best describes as a name calling and maybe used as a curse word.
Jock: Hey tardvark give me your lunch money!

Kid getting bullied: Ok.... πŸ’΅ :(
by Honao May 05, 2020
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