Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"
by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
Get the TardGrinder mug.A brain that belongs to a tard. A tard brain rarely functions and on the occasion that it does function, it's gonna make a blunder. All members of tard fam have this type of brain and the tard brain was most likely first discovered in their family too. Norman "Nick" is the oldest one out of the bunch so you can bet that he was the first one with it but then it spread to York and Mike Carlson among others. For some unknown reason, it seems like York got the runt of the litter here because his brain is wayyy worse than the other two.
*York at Noah's house for dinner and Noah's mom made enchiladas*
Noah's mom: Hey York, how are the enchiladas, are they just like your mom makes them?
York: Yea, my parents are good but they've been busy with the motel and stuff like that
Noah's mom probably wondering: What the hell is this nigga on?
Noah wondering: I knew this dude was retarded but I didn't know his tard brain was this stupid.
Noah's mom: Hey York, how are the enchiladas, are they just like your mom makes them?
York: Yea, my parents are good but they've been busy with the motel and stuff like that
Noah's mom probably wondering: What the hell is this nigga on?
Noah wondering: I knew this dude was retarded but I didn't know his tard brain was this stupid.
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020
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a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain
You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.
by Laura March 11, 2003
Get the turdbrain mug.A protective barrier with rails that is worn or set up to prevent a retard from injurying himself or anyone around him. Comparable to the bubble boy suit or also a fence for cattle
Person 1: Bobby just ran into that lady!
Person 2: It's all good, Bobby was wearing his tardrail
Person 1: Was it padded?
Person 2: No shit it was padded! That's why its a tardrail!
Person 2: It's all good, Bobby was wearing his tardrail
Person 1: Was it padded?
Person 2: No shit it was padded! That's why its a tardrail!
by THSBusriders March 6, 2011
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To be a "Tard" + "again", or a transposed "re" + "tard".
Derived from "retard" (noun / verb), further derived from Latin "retardare", from "re-" (again) + "tardus" (slow).
Pronounced "tar-da-gain" \tär-di-gên\ , similar to "cardigan"
To be a "Tard" + "again", or a transposed "re" + "tard".
Derived from "retard" (noun / verb), further derived from Latin "retardare", from "re-" (again) + "tardus" (slow).
Pronounced "tar-da-gain" \tär-di-gên\ , similar to "cardigan"
by Shawn Wargo April 1, 2008
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Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."
Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."
Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."
by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003
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