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tardbag
tardbag by Jesse Patrick May 9, 2006
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tardbang • Tard Banger • tardbargain • tardranglar • terdbanger • tard-bag • tard barge • tard rangler • Tard tango • tard-wang
tardbag
terdbanger
a) to be ignorant of a situation and repeat offenses.
i) In the context of the worst possible situation.
b) a person who participates homosexual activities (male)
c) a doctor with a rectal thermometer.
i) In the context of the worst possible situation.
b) a person who participates homosexual activities (male)
c) a doctor with a rectal thermometer.
a) (Name) I've told you this before, terdbanger!
b) (Name) doesn't know how to pronounce s's and th's, you know he's a terdbanger.
c) I had the ole terdbanger check me out today. I'm still limping.
b) (Name) doesn't know how to pronounce s's and th's, you know he's a terdbanger.
c) I had the ole terdbanger check me out today. I'm still limping.
terdbanger by Michelle Dodds May 17, 2011
tardbargain
A bargain for a retard, i.e. thinking you got a deal when you've really been screwed. See "Car Dealerships"
tardbargain by TwizeeK January 23, 2004
Tardbanger
A tardbanger is any person that does anything stupid. This also includes having sex with anyone who is stupid or does a lot of stupid things. A person that says something incorrect or makes an argument and ends up being wrong. A name to call anyone who makes the smallest mistake.
"Fucking tardbanger," muttered Katie after Ryan hit his thumb with the hammer for the third time that day.
Tardbanger by Katotonic40 November 13, 2021
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