tardbait

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

tardbait by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

tardbait

Some one or thing that is particularly attractive to retarded people.

The half-eaten and insect covered Snickers bar was the only piece of tardbait in the public restroom.

Brad has that overly friendly look, he's a total tardbaiter.

tardbait by Whitey August 19, 2003

tard bait 

Essentially, a tard bait is someone who would attract, or "bait" someone who is mentally retarded. This can be done so by acting like a retard, physically, or mentally, by acting like an unstable mentally ill person.

Trina rocked back and forth while yelling "Gail Swallows!". This would turn a retard's crank, therefore Trina is Tard Bait.

tard bait by Giz Rag January 30, 2008

tardbator 

one who is so stupid that he/she can't help but to stroke his/her own retardedness with each and every thought, word, or action.

('tard-' from 'retard' and '-bator' from 'masturbator').

may be used synonymously with words such as 'fucktard', 'asshat', and 'numb-nuts'

Did you hear that Johnee Dickson voted 'Arnold' for governor?!? What a friggin' tardbator!!!

tardbator by Johnee Dickson October 27, 2003

Tadbait 

Something that attracts lolicon addicts, without the use of any sexual reference. It applies almost exclusively to Japanese art and animation of women, and more often overly cute young girls. Its misleading nature shows its relation to the Tadocromicon.

"He watches Digicharat? That show is a load of Tadbait!"

Tadbait by Eastree November 6, 2008