Hardbrain 

To write something of any length or difficulty but only using one’s mind. No AI.

putting down the chat gpt. consuming too much caffeine and nicotine to write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engaging with academia in the way god intended. Hardbraining.

Why are you hardbraining right now, nerd? Just use chat gpt like the rest of us!

Stop hardbraining dude, we gotta go pregame. Just use ai and finish your assignment.

I just hardbrained an email and I don’t even know if it made sense. I never write anything myself anymore.

Hardbrain by Bl0ndie10cks July 17, 2024

Handbrain 

A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.

Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.

Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012

hairbrained 

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.

"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."

hairbrained by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

hardgainer

Someone who finds it hard to gain muscle mass. Typically used ironically to describe someone who has in fact only just started working out.

gym bro 1: Look at that skinny guy over there
gym bro 2: Must be a hardgainer.

hardgainer by ballinjack March 31, 2018

hardbroiled 

something extremely cool

That sauce is hardbroiled.

hardbroiled by Nick Kusa September 16, 2007

Hardbringer 

A person who is able to make your penis hard at first site.

"Dude look at her with her D cup and nice ass, she's definitely a hardbringer."

Hardbringer by Roflmaoz June 22, 2009

Harbringer 

The word "Harbinger" for stupid fucks who don't know how to spell or speak correctly.

a : one that pioneers in or initiates a major change

b : one that presages or foreshadows what is to come

Joe: "Hey guys, my new favorite word is Harbringer!"

Bob:"You mean Harbinger?"

Steve: "Yeah Joe, are you fucking stupid?"

Joe: "Harbringer sounds cooler."

Steve: "You're an idiot, Joe."

Bob: "Fucking moron."

Harbringer by Ossus July 25, 2013