tapol

a bitchy person whos actually kind of hot with a fat ass

omg, they are such a tapol.

by jemmeiana May 15, 2021

Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

Tallahassee Tapout

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.

Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Tacolate

If You Are Half Hispanic And Half Black. You Are A Taco For Hispanic And Chocolate For Black.

Guy 1: Hey! He's Half Hispanic And Black.
Guy 2: He's A Tacolate!
Guy 1: Yeaaaa That's What I Was Thinking!

by Idk anymore really. May 24, 2014

topology

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.

Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.

by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017

Tadpole Cannon

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.

Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

tamold

1. A word for exclamation

2. An order

"TAMOLD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, TAMOLD!"

by anonymous March 6, 2022