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Tallahassee is the capital of Florida, up in the north end of the state near Georgia. The land is less flat, more wooded; the people not as hurried or transient. In the eighteenth century the population centers of old Florida were Pensacola in the panhandle and St. Augustine on the Atlantic--too far apart to be managed under a single provisional government. Officials went looking for a spot in between. But the Talasi Indians were already on that spot, so the officials told the Indians they needed to borrow their village for about three hundred years. Modern day Tallahassee centers around Higher education FSU, and FAMU too large universitys are located here, Government the state government resides here, Football and drinking.
Let's go to Tallahassee and catch a noles' game.
by Mike Hunter July 09, 2005
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
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One of the greatest zombie killers of Zombieland (formerly known as the United States of America).

Lover of Twinkies and hater of the undead

A very dangerous man, currently in the ass-kicking business.
When Tallahassee gets going, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with".
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A city located in Leon county Florida in the panhandle. This is the capital city of Florida and is home to two major state universities (FSU and FAMU) as well as a hand full of other colleges (TCC, Keiser, St Leo, Thomas, Barry, ITT, etc). The city is actually one of the most educated cities in Florida as over 50% of the population holds some sort of degree. There are plenty of things to do especially for college kids. A lot of music scenes and a lot of alcohol distributed to minors. Tallahassee was ranked the 2nd most pot loving city in America according to the Dailybeast. A lot of pot smokers in this city. The city is home to some 180,000 people and is bigger than many people think it is. The city is also, surprisingly, one of the fastest growing cities in the state. There are a lot of hood rats in this city and a lot of middle class folks. You have A LOT of transplant people from the South FL area (Miami, Ft Lauderdale, West Palm, etc) whom are students going to either FSU, FAMU or TCC. Although the city is full of ghetto hood rats, it is pretty safe. There are sketchy parts of the city but don't let that fool you. You can feel safer walking at night here than say in Miami or Orlando. Tallahassee is also a very liberal place. The majority of folks here are Democrats as the local newspaper is called "The Tallahassee Democrat". The decent parts of the city are the North East section of the city. Good schools and great community involvement.
Tallahassee is a great place to live and go to school.
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1. The capital of Florida.

2. Known as "The 850", "Tallyho", "Tallahizzle"

3. Has a large local music scene, both discovered and un-labeled.
1. "Have you visited Tallahassee yet? I visit every year for the parades."

2. Rapper T Pain is from lil' ol' Tallyho.

3. A local band from tallahassee MayDay Parade is starting to get big, whereas others such as xNo Excusesx and Shoeshine Danny are not.
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