tapology 

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.

For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.

tapology by Dwayne January 15, 2004

Tapology 

Text-apology;Sending an apology via text message which, all things considered or given the gravity of the situation, should have been done in person.

So Todd got drunk and took a dump on my coffee table and all I got was a tapology a week later.

Tapology by LeJoost March 12, 2009

Tapology 

Science of methodically and meticulously finding lacuna in others, judging them and then bitching about them.

Dicku's a master of tapology.

Tapology by anonymous December 10, 2020

topology

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.

Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.

topology by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017

Trapology

Trapology -noun, plural -gies. 1. the science that deals with the dynamics and history of traps, the ways in which traps are composed, and the physical and metaphysical variations of traps. 2. the study of this science. 3. the features and processes of traps: the trapology of ships in sector 3-7.

I hear Jamestown University has an excellent school of Trapology.

Trapology by Admiral Ackbar RPD January 18, 2009

Tapologize 

OneRebuplic's way of saying "to apologize" like a spaz.

It's too late tapologize!

Tapologize by Aldarn January 27, 2008

typology

A (pseudo)science which organizes people into groups based on their core motivations, how they think, and what they do. It's used for personal growth and just for fun as a hobby. Examples of popular typology systems include Meyers-Briggs (MBTI), Enneagram, 4 Temperaments/DISC, Big 5/OCEAN, Socionics, Attitudinal Psyche, and 16Personalities (ew). And no, astrology is not typology.

JP: "Have you ever heard of typology before? It's really cool. It helps you learn more about yourself and others!"
Everyone: "Shut up"

typology by JP the ENFP June 14, 2022