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A tankva is someone who goes on Discord mainly to listen to Larpna Del Rey and vibe out while doing absolutely nothing productive. They’ll sit in a server for hours with Larpna playing in the background, occasionally chatting or checking messages, but mostly just enjoying the music and existing online. A tankva doesn’t need a reason to be on Discord — if Larpna is playing, that’s reason enough. 😭
Person 1: “what are you doing?”

Person 2: “nothing just listening to Larpna Del Rey on Discord 😭”

Person 1: “you’re such a tankva”
tankva by thangya September 9, 2026
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Serj Tankian 

Vocalist/Musician of System Of A Down, who recently went on Hiatus to persue other musical interests. Serj has since started a record business named "Serjical Strike". "Axis of Justice", a group set up to promote said record company and to allow unknown atrists to make it in the world with their music. Along with these Achievements he has also written and composed a whole album by himself named "Elect the Dead", a pretty kick-ass album if I do say so myself
"Did you hear that song by Serj Tankian, 'Honking Antelope'?"
"Yeah i heard that song just the other day, Pretty London, Ireland!!"
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A very cool character from Newgrounds (a site that he is the mascot of) that appears in the series "Tankmen" made by JohnnyUtah. He also starred in Friday Night Funkin' (week 7), and people with an IQ under 70 think he is from FNF.
Jake: What was that cartoon by JohnnyUtah called?
Andre: Oh yeah, it's called "Tankmen", also featuring the Newgrounds mascot, tankman.
Tankman by epic135 May 20, 2021

serj tankian 

A really talented man with a very beautiful face (have you seen him smile...makes me weak to think about it) and a voice that radiates passion. He is the most entertaining singer EVER!
Serj Tankian is IT!!
serj tankian by BHEENHA January 10, 2004

Tankapotamas 

a man, usually heavier built, who can handle mass quantities of alcohol and/or weed and still keep going.
Joe: "You see that bigger guy over there just slamming those beers down?"
Mitch: "Ya man, thats Bill... he's such a tankapotamas."

Jared: "Dude, Josh, you've hit that bong like 8 times!"
Josh: "Yo bro, i'm a motha fucking tankapotamas"
Tankapotamas by MoneyChimp February 19, 2010

Serj Tankian 

the most beautiful, creative, multifaceted rock artist out there.
Serj Tankian of System of a Down is a remarkable musician.
Serj Tankian by secondrenaissance February 20, 2004

Serj Tankian 

The brilliant vocals in System of a Down.

Has a jolly good beard!!

A lovely poet.

Uses the phrase "and what not" a lot.

Fucking beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best singer/songwriter/poet in the world is Serj Tankian.
Serj Tankian by SOAD rules December 23, 2003
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