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Someones whos extremely retarded with a multitude of disablities and is extraordinary sensitive. Might be missing someone important in their life. Has a strong addiction to anime porn, mostly in the form of little girls ages 1~5. Their greatest enemy might be - stairs, standing up, walking, talking to women, a healthy diet, spices, flavor, and a therapist.

Hates people of vareity of race; for example, mexicans, asians, pacfic islanders, africans, or south americans, this trauma can be triggered by their alternative flavored food, causing them to have a allergic reaction because of the immense spices. People defined as a tankcat normally have an iq of .122
"Stop being such a tankcat!!!"

"Go fuck yourself you stupid tankcat!!"

"Are you a discord mod or a tankcat?"

Me: Why can't you hear them?

Tankcat:Because my headphones suck ass!!!!
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TANcation 

A vacation dedicated to laying in the sun and getting bronzed.
Girl 1: I heard you're going to Miami for the weekend! Are you going to party South Beach style?

Girl 2: No, its a TANcation. My plans involve laying out on the beach and nothing else.
TANcation by binksy2kx May 24, 2010

Tankation 

A vacation where you are tanked the whole time
Dude this trip to vegas is going to be a tankation
Tankation by fsu776 August 2, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026