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The acto of "owning" "destroying" "completely mangling" the enemy. Usually used in online multiplayer games, is often tagged to real life though.
That was some pretty awesome tankage when you lobbed that grenade at those grunts.
Holy shit that was some extreme tankage you put on that warthog.
Robbie runs into Robert, whacks straight off him and hits the ground with a loud thud and goes owwwwwwww. Thats tankage
Tankage by Polish Gypsy November 12, 2006
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Comes from the verb, to get tanked up. Drinking to get messy and filling your gut with beer, refers predominantly to drinking beer but other alcoholic beverages may be drank to say, that you are tanked up!
It's gona be pure tankage tonight!
tankage by fluffywright May 8, 2006
Complete dominance, ownage, to excell at the task at hand
That baseball homerun was tankage!!
tankage by M+B August 26, 2005

Toss the Tankage 

manually relieving a man
give relief by hand to a man.Toss the tankage
Toss the Tankage by Bangacha August 27, 2011
A TANSAGE is a tanning/massage combo. Very elite, very specific. Created by a Professional Tanner and a pretty awesome LMT/Healer/Visionary :)
I am off to South Beach, to score a tansage combo. Then head over to the Clevelander for a Mai Tai.
tansage by Mixsey July 7, 2019
Tannage, as in tanning, tannage would be the tan its self
You Gotta' work on your tannage buddy
tannage by alex April 26, 2005
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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