Tankard 

Yet another thrash band. This all German quartet sings mainly about beer, liquor, and wine.

Damn, tankard has a wierd sound.

Tankard by ANTHRAXVIRIS April 13, 2005

Tankard 

Drunk, inebriated or intoxicated with alcohol.

Most likely derived from the single handled drinking vessel of the same name.

"Did you see Steve last night? He was absolutely tankard!"

Tankard by Paul Stead February 26, 2008

Tantard 

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

Tantard by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

tanktards

fucker that uses a tank

25 kills using a tank
fucking tanktards

tanktards by bigman1601 August 21, 2022

tankaranka

Hungarian slang for - Fatass Bitch

( tun_ka_run_ka )

Look at that tankaranka!

tankaranka by BajnokHuN June 27, 2007

Tannard 

The undesirable effect achieved when one tans their front and back forgetting the all important side area. Most common in larger sunbathers due to the increased surface area and best effect achieved by topless flat chested people predominantly males. Red tannards are particularly sore.

Wow mate, you've got a real tannard going on there, roll on your side!

Tannard by Tina Bop August 7, 2016

Clankin' Tankards 

Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).

"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"

Clankin' Tankards by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023