Tankard

Yet another thrash band. This all German quartet sings mainly about beer, liquor, and wine.

Damn, tankard has a wierd sound.

by ANTHRAXVIRIS April 13, 2005

Tankard

Drunk, inebriated or intoxicated with alcohol.

Most likely derived from the single handled drinking vessel of the same name.

"Did you see Steve last night? He was absolutely tankard!"

by Paul Stead February 26, 2008

Tantard

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

tanktards

fucker that uses a tank

25 kills using a tank
fucking tanktards

by bigman1601 August 21, 2022

tankaranka

Hungarian slang for - Fatass Bitch

( tun_ka_run_ka )

Look at that tankaranka!

by BajnokHuN June 27, 2007

Tannard

The undesirable effect achieved when one tans their front and back forgetting the all important side area. Most common in larger sunbathers due to the increased surface area and best effect achieved by topless flat chested people predominantly males. Red tannards are particularly sore.

Wow mate, you've got a real tannard going on there, roll on your side!

by Tina Bop August 7, 2016

Clankin' Tankards

Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).

"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"

by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023