The brilliant vocals in System of a Down.
Has a jolly good beard!!
A lovely poet.
Uses the phrase "and what not" a lot.
The best singer/songwriter/poet in the world is Serj Tankian.
A fucking genius on bass.
Belongs to the best band to ever grace any Earth . . . . If you don't know System, then you are a retarded turd.
Goes by the name Tactic as a DJ.
Shavo Odadjian should have his own talk show for injured puppies.
The dance that Serj Tankian does, because he's cool!
And at the end of the dance . . . . um it's . . .well . . . the end.
Serj rules, and so does the rest of SOAD!