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A very cool character from Newgrounds (a site that he is the mascot of) that appears in the series "Tankmen" made by JohnnyUtah. He also starred in Friday Night Funkin' (week 7), and people with an IQ under 70 think he is from FNF.
Jake: What was that cartoon by JohnnyUtah called?
Andre: Oh yeah, it's called "Tankmen", also featuring the Newgrounds mascot, tankman.
by epic135 May 20, 2021
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This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.
Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
by epic135 October 19, 2021
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