swurt

The Beatsie Boys’ way of saying noice

Charles: yOu GuYs ShOuLd Go GeT yOuR eArS pIeRcEd ToGeThEr. InViTe BrAd, It’Ll Be SmUrt!!
Jake: It’s swurt, not smurt, so the joke’s on you. Damnit Stevie!

by mPhiwe Msweswe November 3, 2021

scurto

Scurto, it sounds like something done near a toilet. Pucker your butt, flex your stomach muscles (assuming they exist) and grunt scurto. Just another random thought from the Slum.

Pucker your butt, flex your stomach muscles (assuming they exist) and grunt scurto.

by Hoofenslumber April 19, 2008

Mentally Swarthy

Indicates a fucked up person. Means, that someone's brain is so black and swarthy (almost burned) that cant even process simple pieces of information.

Dude, you are so mentally swarthy, that cant even understand the difference between a cucumber and a cockcumber !

by Seeker_The_One September 10, 2011

Swarthoid

Slur for anyone with dark skin, derived from the word “Swarthy” meaning brown.

Black Person: You’re stupid

White Person: shut up swarthoid

by SwarthoidHater July 6, 2021

Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

by Chawkerr February 8, 2018