shurtle

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

by poopie mcgee June 12, 2005

Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017

Shurtle

A mix of a sheep and turtle. Can be used to say the someone who has curly hair is slow (speed not intelligence). Used as a nickname

Wheres shurtle?

Still on her way.

by Emerald Forest April 19, 2020