swozzle

To guzzle. To drink with an animal like thirst.

Hey man, I said you could have a drink, not a swozzle.

by ProBassFisherman May 18, 2006

Sozzles

A way to apologise.

Sozzles about that, I didn't mean to.

by wotuwontm8 May 17, 2018

parallel swizzle

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Snowman Swizzler

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Swazzles

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner

Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now

by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017

Swizzled

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

by Kemtooler February 22, 2011