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That long, wet, and loud sounding fart that usually finds it's way out during an important meeting or something.
Well, our stats for the third quarter have brought on a new - *swazzle* ... um... excuse me... sorry. *cough cough* um. have brought a new record in sales for the west side.
Swazzle by McHobbes July 21, 2006
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noun: to take a small sip or drink.
Let me get a swazzle off your beer before I talk to these girls.

I need to grab a swazzle from the water fountain before our meeting with the Bob's.
Swazzle by 20seven May 8, 2011
For most people that I know 'swazzle' Is just a random word, that's fun to use. Most use it when about to do something hella random/weird.
SWAZZLE!!! *kicks child in face*... SWAZZLE!! *throws sandwhich at floor*...
Swazzle!! * hangs up phone (unexpected)*
Swazzle by Rosie Gonzales August 6, 2018

The Swazzle Effect 

The moment where one is asked to give examples but their mind goes completely blank
Person A: "Can you give me some examples?"
Person B: "Ugh no my mind just went blank"
Person A: "That's The Swazzle Effect for you."

The Swazzle Effect 

The moment where a person is asked to give examples but their mind goes blank
Person A: Can u list some examples?
Person B: Ugh no I just forgot all of them
Person A: That's The Swazzle Effect for ya
To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011