Swizzled
Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003
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swizzled
The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.
swizzled by hotsauce910 March 30, 2011
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Swizzled
Gettin' swizzled.
Shane: What are you guys doing?
Monica and Amanda: Gettin' swizzled.
Shane: What is that?
Monica and Amanda: Anything you want it to be...
Monica and Amanda: Gettin' swizzled.
Shane: What is that?
Monica and Amanda: Anything you want it to be...
Gettin' swizzled. by Theswizzlelady August 2, 2011
parallel swizzle
parallel swizzle by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013
Snowman Swizzler
When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010
swizzeled
Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.
swizzeled by KillaForReala June 30, 2008
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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