swizzlestick 

to rub ones penis all over an object.

"If V weren't so cool, i'd go and swizzlestick her desk next chance i had."

swizzlestick by booger74 April 20, 2009

SWIZZLESTICK 

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

SWIZZLESTICK by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

swizzlestick 

1. funny
2. an expression of uncotrolled anger; rage

1. saw swizzlestick. without laughing
2. AAAHHH!!!! SWIZZLESTICK >:-(

swizzlestick by Wyatt & Erick January 21, 2004

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

shizzlesticks 

Another term for "shit" or "damn"

"Dude you forgot your wallet" ..... "Ohhh shizzlesticks!"
(Get hurt) "SHIZZLESTICKS!"

shizzlesticks by Hannah11 July 1, 2006

shizzlesticks 

a verbal saying, a curse

Oh Shizzlesticks!! I dropped my spoon.

shizzlesticks by 8Loki26 May 21, 2009

swizzle stick 

the use of ones cock head to stimulate the pussy by way of sparatic motion concentrated mainly in the clitoral region.

My cousin danny was kinda with this chick and he swizzle sticked her. But then his brother, my cousin joe swizzle sticked the shit out of her. She loved it but she wouldnt let him creap the head in.

swizzle stick by theguzmaine December 26, 2005