by Razorgmc October 3, 2007
One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.
"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."
by The Rota dweller May 26, 2009
The act of takeing any store bought twizzler and shoving it into your peehole then force feeding to a victem of choice.
by Metal al December 22, 2010
When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
by Penithdeth April 24, 2010
by Swizzlerstix February 11, 2019
(1)A type of person who agknowlages him/herself in the best way possible and doesn't give a fuck about anyone, even his/her family.
(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it
(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it
(1) You are such a damn Shit Swizzler!
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"
by The40thrainbow February 12, 2017