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Swittas is a truckers term used between truckers when greeting one another as a friendly term within the trucking community.

Example “how are you driver” reply “I’m swittas mate, how are you?”

Also can be used as as a positive reference to compliment a trucker “that’s a swittas rig you’ve got there bruv” meaning “that’s a very nice truck that you have mate”

It apparently originates from the Stoke-on-Trent region of the midlands area of England but this is disputed by the tang community of Truckers in who claim to have used it first on CB Chanel 19.

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That’s a swittas rig you’ve got there bruv.
Swittas by Jamie Conway August 12, 2019
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Swittas behaviour 

The definition of swittas behaviour is to have a laugh do things more for entrainment purposes than practical purposes and to go against the conventional basically just to keep things swittas
All originates from a boy from stoke with a speech impediment and became a household saying
Thst was some very swittas behaviour by you there bruv
Sittas is the name of a greek guy who likes to drink pee, he is also white and has a small buttock
Do not perform some sittas please?
Sittas by The MasterMok March 3, 2019

shittastic 

Doing the WORST #%^#$ing job ever.
Britney Spear's parenting skills will be shittastic
shittastic by LordPhrozen July 1, 2005

shittastic 

Something so incredibly horrible. Can also be used to describe how you feel. Commonly a modification of the phrase "when the shit hits the fan", replacing the "fan" in fantastic with "shit" making up the combination "shittastic"
"That test was so shittastic, I'd be lucky to get a 20%!"

"Ugh, I'm so hungover I feel shittastic."

shittastic by bluesubaru22 March 7, 2008

Shittasticular 

A combination of holy shit, fantastic, and testicular. When something is so awesomely fantastic you just have to scream holy shit and testicles!
You look so shittasticular in that dress! The boys will be lining up to do you!
Shittasticular by Shittasticular August 27, 2010

shittastic 

Most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a shitty situation.
"My dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. Its SHITTASTIC!! :D"

young boy-"Fuck! I dropped my icecream cone!"

pedo-"Its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!"

young boy-"YAY! ...This is shittastic"
shittastic by HelloMissAsh February 26, 2010