I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.
A little neektard who flexes his Mercedes and spends 12 grand on a stand mixer. Likes dating chinese people, although they drop him faster than he can drop a baton.
Marlen: Uhh I just dropped my APPLE watchdown the drain because I was carrying my STAND MIXER to my MERCEDES to go to PIANO PRACTICE.
Rohethan: Shut up you yes man. You're such a Marlen Sittampalam