switts
Maria,Kevin,and Melissa All Had Switts After They Ran Away From The Chupacabra In The Hot Humid Desert.
Melissa & Maria Like Kevin's Switts
Melissa & Maria Like Kevin's Switts
switts by Da One And Only Kevin January 5, 2007
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Stittsvegas
A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).
"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsvegas, you may refer to me as a Stitts-vegian if you wish".
"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsvegas, you may refer to me as a Stitts-vegian if you wish".
Stittsvegas by DroopyNuts69 January 6, 2019
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Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville)
Sacred Heart High School is a catholic middle/high school in Stittsville, Canada. Even though it’s in a rich area, all the girls are thots and all the guys (except for me btw) is a douche bag. One thing people are great at here is getting pregnant at 14 and getting high. The school rivals South Carleton High School which isn’t any better tbh. All students are basically required to wear Gucci cloths and yeezy shoes and flex on pretty much everyone even though they’re all fake and poor. The teachers are homophobic, racist, and sexist, especially the religion teachers. Everyone here wants to be black even though they’re all white. They all seem to think they’re part of a gang, most of them are racist, and they all sell drugs to the 7th graders.
Me: Why is everyone here a hooker/douche bag, oh right, it’s Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).
Person A: Why do all these people think they’re from the ghetto?
Me: They go to Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).
Person A: Why do all these people think they’re from the ghetto?
Me: They go to Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).
Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville) by LikliklikS3AN March 9, 2019
Skitts Law
1) people who try to issue corrections (particularly spelling and grammar) are likely to commit the same offense themselves, usually in the actual post where they're making the correction.
2) Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error.
2) Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error.
On a social network or forum:
"my mohter went out"
"dude, you mispelled mother"
"dude, you misspelled misspelled"
That's Skitts Law
"my mohter went out"
"dude, you mispelled mother"
"dude, you misspelled misspelled"
That's Skitts Law
Skitts Law by Who Done It July 2, 2012
Stittsville
A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).
"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsville, you may refer to me as a Stitts-villian if you wish".
"Let's go to Stitts-Vegas"!
"Let's go to Stitts-Vegas"!
Stittsville by A proud Stitts-villian February 28, 2011
Stittsville
A "town" that is now connected to kanata through depressing subdivisions which pop up every day. Full of BMW/Mercedes drivers that can't drive, and their sons and daughters are just as bad. You either play hockey, or you're a rich kid who sells vapes on the side. You either go to sacred, the rich school, or south the "greasy" poor school in Richmond because there's no public school here but there is a catholic and French-catholic school. The middle aged citizens seem to have an all out hatred for teens in this town, especially when dirt bikes are involved.
On a Friday morning you'll find the local mcdonalds packed with the elderly, but by 3:00 pm it's filled with a bunch of crazy drunk bastards looking for somewhere to go seshor wheelOverall great place
On a Friday morning you'll find the local mcdonalds packed with the elderly, but by 3:00 pm it's filled with a bunch of crazy drunk bastards looking for somewhere to go seshor wheelOverall great place
Stittsville by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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