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Swittar

Acronym for a group of feline assassins living amongst humans. They are engaged in a lot of money-making activities both legal and illegal in nature. Lead by a crazy trigger-happy cat whose flabs are hideously full of lard, these cats aim to conquer all of the world so much so that they engaged in a war among cats, dogs, and mice. Swittar stands for the first names of their elites: Swit, Wilyam, Indioh, Tammy, Thomas, Ambrosio and Ruby, each with a capability unique to them.
by Dawggehsfolayp February 23, 2011
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shittarded

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.
"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"
by superaly June 13, 2005
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shittard

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.
I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.
by z-mon March 13, 2009
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shittard

Joey Hoey is a shittard.
by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004
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Switters

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).
i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.
by Mathias-the irish June 9, 2010
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shittaretic

Like a diaretic, but weightloss is due to food that gives you the shits.
I ate some taco bell and it's a great shittaretic
by HellyM March 16, 2008
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switters

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.
You're just another Switters sockpuppet!
by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007
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