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swifti- "a real gangster"
by Loley šquara August 3, 2017
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Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018
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Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018
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Swistian

Someone who is Christian and also Swedish
A very nice swistian respects wamen
by CFDave November 2, 2017
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swift sip

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.
teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.
by he'brew August 5, 2008
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phil swift

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.
by Phil swift March 13, 2018
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Swiftie

Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.
Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death
by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016
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