swifti 

"A real gangster"

swifti- "a real gangster"

swifti by Loley šquara August 3, 2017

Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shifting logs by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

Swistian 

Someone who is Christian and also Swedish

A very nice swistian respects wamen

Swistian by CFDave November 2, 2017

swift sip 

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

swift sip by he'brew August 5, 2008

phil swift 

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!

phil swift by Phil swift March 13, 2018

Swiftie 

Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death

Swiftie by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016