Swiftian 

/adj/ (1) Satirical
(2) Of or pertaining to Jonathan Swift.
(3) Dire, in the manner of Modest Proposal

Today President Bush made another all-to-Swiftian proposal for welfare reform.

Swiftian by pete mac May 7, 2007

Swiftian 

Sapphic, layered, and annoyingly clever.

This song's bridge is so Swiftian.

Swiftian by Meless June 14, 2023

Swistian 

Someone who is Christian and also Swedish

A very nice swistian respects wamen

Swistian by CFDave November 2, 2017

Swistian 

A person of Swedish decent who practices the religion of christianity

"man that pewdiepie guy is a real swistian"
"yeah man"

Swistian by adolf hitler ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) November 1, 2017

Swistian 

A Swedish, Christian, and advertiser friendly channel or person.

PEWDIEPIE is a great swistian

Swistian by Pieguy15 April 24, 2018

swistian 

A person who is Swedish by origin and is also a christian

Pewdiepie is a swistian

swistian by the master unknown November 1, 2017

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

Taylor Swifting by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012