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When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.

Swiftied by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024

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Swiftied

Scouse - To steal something unnoticed

I swiftied his Jelly Babies

Swiftied by ScouseLingo June 5, 2025

Related Words

Swiftied • swiftie • Swifted • Swiftie Bestie • swiftiefan • swiftienator • Swiftie Bowl • swiftiebur • Swiftiecirclejerk • swiftie cupcake

Swiftie

Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death

Swiftie by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016

Swiftie

Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.

OMG YOU ARE SUCH A SWIFTIE

Swiftie by taylorswift'snumberonegirl March 7, 2018

Swiftie

A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.

Fan: Yh I love Taylor her music is so catchy
Swiftie : I’ve memorised the lineage of her Cats

Swiftie by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018

Swiftie

A girl or boy who fangirls over anything and everything Taylor Swift does. They often have a tumblr account and post about Taylor on there. They always have Taylor's back and are obsessed with the number 13 and cats. They are incredibly sweet and when Taylor cries they cry. When Taylor laughs, they laugh. They often show up to her shows wrapped up in Christmas lights shining like a star. Or make big posters to show her how much they love her. Overall Swifties are very spirited and always shake the haters off.

Omg look at that Taylor Swift shirt. They have to be a swiftie!!

Swiftie by Claraswiftie13 April 18, 2018

Swiftie

A massive fan who loves Taylor swift with all her heart A.K.A me

If you shit talk Taylor swift you are asking for death from a swiftie

Swiftie by nina0donnell November 29, 2019

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026