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Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
All hail Phil Swift!
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by Isurboi999 April 20, 2018

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an average virgins game. many adults also play this virgins overpopulated overrated game.
oh, I had a crush on you but you play fortnite battle royale.
by Isurboi999 April 20, 2018

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Strange horny child, smells funny and likes to lick females 6 and under.
Stop being a pervy Justice!
by Isurboi999 April 20, 2018

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