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swiftisito 

First of all, only one person has this name in the world & his instagram account is @_Swiftisito_, plus the most legit lad in history of the world. He hates discussions just likes to get to the point, no need for fights, he already won. If you talk to him you better watch out that you do not get a left hooker. He is a serious lad, focused, disciplined, loves to inspire and motivate others & would definitely make it into the D1 Football Team. If you ever meet him on the side line it would only be a for a couple of drinks but with such a chill attitude you cant get away with just one. He will get all those damn chicks on the planet but has a life of his own, so do not mess about, if he looks at you seriously you know that he is mad and never doubt him. Careful, one blink of an eye and you might be on the floor tonight. Obviously he loves jokes so do not get to turned on lmao, remember you cannot beat this guy since he can beat you in a thought.
You might see Swiftisito running faster than the speed of light, so watch out he can catch you at any moment in time, place or direction lmao.
swiftisito by Swiftisito May 14, 2022
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swiftisito 

@_Swiftisito_ this is me, not my friend, no inside jokes, fast man phil .
Watch out Swiftisito is faster than the speed of light.
swiftisito by Swiftisito May 15, 2022

swiftinator

a person who is a swiftie and an arianator
swiftinators are the best
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Swaggy.Swiftinators 

Hey did you see swaggy.swiftinators new video??
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
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Walky-Talky 

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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
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