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swiftisito 

First of all, only one person has this name in the world & his instagram account is @_Swiftisito_, plus the most legit lad in history of the world. He hates discussions just likes to get to the point, no need for fights, he already won. If you talk to him you better watch out that you do not get a left hooker. He is a serious lad, focused, disciplined, loves to inspire and motivate others & would definitely make it into the D1 Football Team. If you ever meet him on the side line it would only be a for a couple of drinks but with such a chill attitude you cant get away with just one. He will get all those damn chicks on the planet but has a life of his own, so do not mess about, if he looks at you seriously you know that he is mad and never doubt him. Careful, one blink of an eye and you might be on the floor tonight. Obviously he loves jokes so do not get to turned on lmao, remember you cannot beat this guy since he can beat you in a thought.
You might see Swiftisito running faster than the speed of light, so watch out he can catch you at any moment in time, place or direction lmao.
swiftisito by Swiftisito May 14, 2022
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swiftisito 

@_Swiftisito_ this is me, not my friend, no inside jokes, fast man phil .
Watch out Swiftisito is faster than the speed of light.
swiftisito by Swiftisito May 15, 2022

swiftinator

a person who is a swiftie and an arianator
swiftinators are the best
swiftinator by madhuuuu February 5, 2023

Swaggy.Swiftinators 

Hey did you see swaggy.swiftinators new video??

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026