sweem 

Awesome, shibby, gob smacking, sweet, the shiz.

"You found your dad's porno?! Sweem!!"

sweem by The Almighty Woo Woo October 2, 2004

I can’t sweem 

I Can’t Sweem is a term often used when Denki can’t swim. You can never go wrong when you can’t Sweem

*at the beach*
Alien Queen: Happy Birthday Denki!

Denki looking at the water with floatys on his arms crying out: I can’t sweem

I can’t sweem by Bakguo is my father April 16, 2019

speemdrum

A misspelled form of the word 'speedrun' and has no meaning. Often used to get rid of someone on the Internet.

u/rozzachu said, "Hey Matt, just wanted to say thanks for the amazing content, you've helped me feel good on days where I didn't feel to great."
"speemdrum." Matthew replied.

speemdrum by whitesweetlove April 15, 2022

Lo'steem Screen 

The extra viewfinder now found on the front of digital cameras. It exists for those who can't get through a day without taking a picture of themselves.

D: Did you see April's new camera, it's got the Lo'steem Screen that's the latest feature

B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.

D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.

Lo'steem Screen by OldFart77 December 25, 2010

and you dont seem to understand 

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD

person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

and you dont seem to understand by based and lainpilled July 11, 2021

It Seems Today 

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

It Seems Today by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

seemab 

One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.

Talking with Seemab is so much fun.

seemab by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018