scratcher

An instant lottery ticket, sold everywhere. You scratch off the covering over numbers/symbols to see if the ticket wins any prizes.
It was a good night for Tom, 27 bucks in tips. He couldn't resist the instant lottery machine as he walked past, so he stuck in a 10 and bought five $2 scratchers.
by OldFart77 November 03, 2007
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loser dust

The tiny particles of crud that are left on the bar, desk, or counter top when you are done checking "scratcher" lottery tickets. Named after the fact that most instant lottery tickets are losers, as are most people who count on them for a source of financial existance.
Angie wiped up the bar after Bob left.
Spilled beer, cigarette ashes, some loser dust, and 50 cents in change that wouldn't buy Bob another draft or scratcher. "fugging drunk loser asshole" she thought.
by OldFart77 November 03, 2007
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Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.
(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
by OldFart77 July 11, 2010
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postsantum depression

The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)

Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?

It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
by OldFart77 December 27, 2009
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Lo'steem Screen

The extra viewfinder now found on the front of digital cameras. It exists for those who can't get through a day without taking a picture of themselves.
D: Did you see April's new camera, it's got the Lo'steem Screen that's the latest feature

B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.

D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
by OldFart77 December 25, 2010
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First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
by OldFart77 December 12, 2006
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$1

Giving credit for something, usually a line of dialogue, use of a word in a particular situation, or a concept. Giving props to the person you just quoted. Popularized in 90's Usenet newsgroup lingo, still used occasionally by old schoolers in the know.
so I said to him, 'if you ain't talkin' to me, who the fuck are you talin' to?" ($1 DeNiro)

Screw you guys, I'm goin home. ($1 Cartman)

So of course, while the car is stalled in the intersection, don't I get cited for obstructing a fire truck. ($1 Murphy's Law)

by OldFart77 November 29, 2007
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