OldFart77's definitions
The extra viewfinder now found on the front of digital cameras. It exists for those who can't get through a day without taking a picture of themselves.
D: Did you see April's new camera, it's got the Lo'steem Screen that's the latest feature
B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.
D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.
D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
by OldFart77 December 25, 2010
Get the Lo'steem Screenmug. First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
by OldFart77 December 9, 2008
Get the fuck me gently with a chainsawmug. (Acronym)
The easiest way to summarize and define hardcore club hip-hop rap music: "Nigga-This-Fuck-That Music" as in, you will likely hear those phrases in this music. Contrast with pop / top 100 "dance music" like you typically get from Akon, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, etc.
The easiest way to summarize and define hardcore club hip-hop rap music: "Nigga-This-Fuck-That Music" as in, you will likely hear those phrases in this music. Contrast with pop / top 100 "dance music" like you typically get from Akon, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, etc.
||| Bar DJ plays "Poker Face"... |||
Dancin' babe: "Can you play Little Wayne, "Always Strapped"?
DJ: No
Babe: Why not?
DJ: This is a bar, it isn't a club.
Babe: But you just played Gaga, it's the same thing!
DJ: No, it isn't. One plays anywhere, the other is NTFT music, we don't play that here.
Dancin' babe: "Can you play Little Wayne, "Always Strapped"?
DJ: No
Babe: Why not?
DJ: This is a bar, it isn't a club.
Babe: But you just played Gaga, it's the same thing!
DJ: No, it isn't. One plays anywhere, the other is NTFT music, we don't play that here.
by OldFart77 March 17, 2009
Get the NTFT Musicmug. The essentials for watching a particular event. A "bag chair" is a folding, portable camp chair that can be taken anywhere and set up instantly, your "beer" is your relaxation beverage of choice.
When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!
When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!
Ralph: Boss just found out about Mike leaving early the last couple days, he's looking for him to chew his ass out.
Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!
Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...
- - - - - - - -
T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out
E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it
T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...
Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!
Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...
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T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out
E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it
T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...
by OldFart77 November 8, 2010
Get the bag chair and a beermug. An instant lottery ticket, sold everywhere. You scratch off the covering over numbers/symbols to see if the ticket wins any prizes.
It was a good night for Tom, 27 bucks in tips. He couldn't resist the instant lottery machine as he walked past, so he stuck in a 10 and bought five $2 scratchers.
by OldFart77 November 24, 2007
Get the scratchermug. The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.
Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!
Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.
Billy Bob: Huhhh?
Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.
Billy Bob: Huhhh?
by OldFart77 April 24, 2007
Get the redneck savings accountmug. Any alcoholic shot or drink that has more than two ingredients. A great way to slow an already busy bar to a dead stop. Ordered and consumed more often than not by women.
The place was busy, two bartenders running their asses off. Fred thought he was getting close to being served, but then the group next to him had the bartender rounding up the RumChata, Vodka, fruit juice, pixie dust., etc. "Shit. She has to make four Three Part Pussy Shots, I'll be here forever."
by OldFart77 September 4, 2016
Get the Three Part Pussy Shotmug.