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Hot and swarmy, sweaty and slimy, possibly swinging a big male part around at you as he wipes the sweat from his brow somewhat menacingly.

She entered the hot motel room and was met by an older man, past his prime, in boxers and a stained tank top. Sweat beaded his forehead and glistened on his dirty mustache. His swathering appearance startled her, as she expected a much younger and handsome man based on his dating profile picture.

swathering by leleopard September 9, 2022

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swaggering buffoonery

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.

Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

swaggering buffoonery by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

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A.C. Slatering

When you sit on the toilet backwards during a shitting session, much like the TV persona of the same name.

"My Girlfriend's Mom Caught me A.C. Slatering!"

A.C. Slatering by Geoff Gurak December 7, 2007

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Earth Shattering Orgasm

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.

Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm

Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

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Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

Shattering Rodents by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008

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Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake

a female perosn, whom is vicious, conniving, crule, and undesierable to be around and/ or with

Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.

Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake by Writing the truth December 9, 2011

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slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

slathering the fish by Dolbarado April 12, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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