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swathering 

Hot and swarmy, sweaty and slimy, possibly swinging a big male part around at you as he wipes the sweat from his brow somewhat menacingly.
She entered the hot motel room and was met by an older man, past his prime, in boxers and a stained tank top. Sweat beaded his forehead and glistened on his dirty mustache. His swathering appearance startled her, as she expected a much younger and handsome man based on his dating profile picture.
swathering by leleopard September 9, 2022
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swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

A.C. Slatering 

When you sit on the toilet backwards during a shitting session, much like the TV persona of the same name.
"My Girlfriend's Mom Caught me A.C. Slatering!"
A.C. Slatering by Geoff Gurak December 7, 2007

Earth Shattering Orgasm 

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.
Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm
Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

Shattering Rodents 

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG
Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
Shattering Rodents by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008

Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake 

a female perosn, whom is vicious, conniving, crule, and undesierable to be around and/ or with
Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying