Shatnering

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

shatnering

Overacting without the underlying skill to pull it off. See "Hambone."

Did you see David Caruso on CSI: Miami last night? He was shatnering so hard I thought he'd bust a vein.

by David Bryant May 7, 2004

Shatnering

To sing a song like you're reading the lyrics in a low voice, the same way William Shatner does.

Yeah, I loved that bit in Family Guy where Stewie was Shatnering Rocket man.

by Satan Jr. December 8, 2018

William Shatnering

When someone has a bad connection in Call of Duty and they move around like William Shatner in Family Guy.

Guy 1: Argh, I can't shoot him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's William Shatnering.
Guy 1: Yeah, wait, what?
Guy 2: He's William Shatnering.. look it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Okay... homo.

by Andy-boi-a-boi-wan-boi April 5, 2010

A.C. Slatering

When you sit on the toilet backwards during a shitting session, much like the TV persona of the same name.

"My Girlfriend's Mom Caught me A.C. Slatering!"

by Geoff Gurak December 7, 2007

Earth Shattering Orgasm

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.

Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm

by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008