surkis 

Dickhead, fucktard, motherfucker, fuckwit, dumbass, dipshit, asshole. This word often refers to an extremely stupid person who takes absolutely silly decisions over and over again. Inspired by Ihor Surkis, the president of Dynamo Kyiv who hired coaches based on their "Dynamo hearts" instead of actual skills, experience and knowledge.

Look! This surkis is hanging around here again.
How could you entrust your business to that surkis?
Don't you piss me off. Get lost, surkis!
Last night he wasted all his money in a casino. What a surkis!

surkis by deflorator777 June 6, 2017

Sarkis 

Royalty

They are the family Sarkis. their grandpa was the king of Armenia

Sarkis by Miskoop February 24, 2017

surmission

An idea or opinion based on insufficiently conclusive evidence; a conjecture. (via dictionary.com) It is the noun form of the verb "surmise." For some reason not recognised as a word by "legitimate" dictionaries. Dictionary.com strangely thinks that the noun form of "surmise" is, again, "surmise", which is just silly. Potentially first used and thus invented by me.

If one makes a surmission, said surmission is generally incorrect, as per the definition of the word.

surmission by Scalabrini July 6, 2004

Smurkish 

Shady, fucked up just like Shady Buisness

Like if a bitch tell yo buisness and was supposed to be yo homegirl datz Smurkish

Smurkish by lil 2900 May 13, 2005

surkin

a surkin is anyone who frequently makes typos, uses inappropriate words for things, or has poor english grammar in general
it can also be used as an adjective

'this new album is so grate, i already listen to it 5 times!' .......... 'wow, what a surkin' 'holy balls, how surkin'

surkin by gmnl June 14, 2011

sunkissed 

Anything that has been touched by the sunlight, appearing orange-yellow or gold in lighting, and are warm to the touch.

By early morning, bed was warm and the blankets were sunkissed by the rays of light coming in through the window.

sunkissed by Miggyboo August 31, 2013

Sunkist 

The Perfect Dog

There is only one perfect dog and its sunkist

Sunkist by Abshahhsbsbdhshvdh July 3, 2020