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Surpissed
Guy 1 "my girlfriend broke up with me so suddenly im so surpissed"
Guy 2 "that's tough man. I would be surpissed too"
Guy 2 "that's tough man. I would be surpissed too"
Surpissed by You Cant Handle The Coolness July 29, 2016
Related Words
Surpissed • surpassed • sunkissed • Surprised • sopissedticated • Suissed Up • suprised • Surprised pikachu • spissed • Stupissed
surpissed
surpissed by JerryVienna September 15, 2026
Surprised the hell out of me
Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”
Surprised the hell out of me by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
after that cubic shit im not surprised
"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.
after that cubic shit im not surprised by Celza May 17, 2017
if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised
Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.
if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised by flieww February 11, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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